Hi, human friends!
Another Sunday. Another week done. Another day I wasn’t allowed to eat the same things as my parents.
We woke to a sunny day. I knew this was the day. The day I’d be invited to breakfast on the front porch. The day I’d get to eat this:
But no. No. No. NO! I had to stay inside while my (evil) parentmonsters ate their ice cream and pie breakfast and their french pressed coffee and their bowl of fruit. I like ice cream, pie, and fruit. Heck, I even like coffee grinds (is it grounds?).
I may have been mad as hell, but I still thought about all your shining faces. So I took the dessertforbreakfast breakfast recipe and chomped on it until my momster (mom + monster = you’re smart enough to get it) promised I’d also get some blueberry treats of my own.
I got a walk:
I saw some flowers:
I barked at this silly man who was running while talking on his cell phone while crossing the street (people today!):
Well, imagine my surprise when my blueberry treat came in a box:
Not in a glass.
It was vegan. Plus side!
Imagine my surprise when my blueberry treat came from the second best place on earth (first best being
my parentmonsters’ my bed):
My blueberry treat was crunchy and delicious, but it wasn’t this:
So I stole the recipe again, and lemme tell ya, bribes pay off. I got a present. My favorite toy in the world…the beehive!
I love these bees. I slobber all over their cute faces. And because a happy pug means happy readers, I’m sharing the real blueberry pie oats with you.
Don’t be Blue…Berry Pie Overnight Oats
- 1/3 cup rolled oats
- 1.5 T chia seeds
- 1 cup cashew milk (or any other non-dairy milk)
- 1/4 t vanilla extract
- 1/4 cup frozen blueberries
1. Combine all ingredients in a tupperware (with a matching lid) and store in the fridge overnight.
In the morning you’ll have amazing oats, no cooking required.
And if you like to be super fancy, layer your oats with some banana softserve. If you don’t know what banana soft serve is, you better change that fast. According to the genius that is Gena, your life might change.
That’s it. Pick a pretty glass, layer oats then banana soft serve then oats etc. Top with blueberries and a “crumbled up” quick cook “buckwheat blueberry zucchini muffin” (recipe tease!).
Now. Back to my bees.
Mind your beeswax!
PS -Davey the Beagle did not find that joke funny.