Clearly I’ve been MIA for the last month. I swear it’s not because I don’t love you. I do. And I definitely still love food. What I don’t love is the lack of time going on in my life right now.

The more honest truth is that I’m often in places where veg-friendly food is difficult to find, and I’m becoming more flexible with what I call a meal: French fries and salads, sure why not? Pizza sans cheese. Yep. A soy latte with a side of espresso? Ok.

I realize this isn’t the picture of healthy living, and I’m not telling you about this because I’m proud. It’s just the truth, and we all know how much I love that.

Let me paint you a picture: I’m often so busy that 4:30 pm rolls around and I realize I haven’t yet made it to the store for kale and other veggies. By that point I can’t even imagine chopping, blending or massaging. I want simple. I want salad thrown into a cardboard box. See what I mean about turning into one of those people I used to judge.

Now I get the appeal of pre-made food.

This week, however, my craving for kale was intense, and it had to be quenched, no matter how much I didn’t want t0 haul a&# to Whole Foods. In lieu of a complicated raw salad with a nut-based dressing and a million toppings, I just wanted something easy, something green, something simple. You just chop, rip, and massage.

Green Salad

Something Easy & Green Salad

(serves 1)

Ingredients: 

  • 1/2 head of dinosaur kale, torn into bite-sized pieces
  • 1/2 cup chopped cucumber
  • 1 T capers, drained
  • 1 avocado, chopped
  • 1/4 cup dulse strips (the dried kind; they’ll soften up when mixed with the dressing)
  • 1/4 cup walnuts or any other nut, chopped
  • Optional: sun-dried tomatoes, olives, carrots, sprouts, corn, beets etc.

Dressing: make your own favorite lemony dressing; mine was a combination of hemp oil, dulse flakes, lemon juice, and miso blended in the Vita-Mix for a few seconds.

How to: Place the kale and the dulse into a big bowl. Pour desired amount of dressing over the veggies and massage with your hands until well-coated and softened. Let sit for 5-10 minutes. Mix in other ingredients.

Green Kale Salad

And there you have you have it. Easy. Minimal mess. No fuss. Much better than fries and a soy latte.

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I was fully prepared to present you will with pictures of glorious raw food, in all its vibrant greens and crispy leaves, peppered with stories of how D.C.’s oppressive heat makes me lazier than Louis Pug and completely unwilling to put in effort for a good meal when I noticed it: a yellow tomato in the midst of his orange friends, the rest round and plump and this one shaped like a bell, just hanging out wondering how they hell he ended up the odd man out.

I could relate.

Yeah, I can relate to a tomato.

You can probably already see why I’m usually the odd woman out. Continue reading »

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In my real life, I try to make companies and seriously accomplished business owners/writers/generally amazing people sound really good. For the most part they don’t need much makeup; their success is often all the glitter one could need (and let’s be real, no business wants to be known for their 1980s over-the-top blue eyeshadow marketing techniques). But sometimes, a little wordsmithing and tweaking of the truth to sound especially good to an outsider is all that’s needed to sell a product/service/book.

I’ve long been a lover of words, and while my real passion is writing for myself (and living in a castle someday), I pay my bills by using the written word to promote others. Some days it really sucks and can feel like you’re an ant in a content farm, and other days it’s kind of fun and not unlike playing dress up. You imagine you’re the consumer (or fan or whatever), and you dress up the truth to fit the audience. In other words, you make something sound and look good.

Fortunately, I’m pretty decent at doing that with words, but I’m not so great at dressing up other things. See, I have most certainly worn the same jean cut-off shorts for the last three days. There is nothing dressed up about shorts with holes. And while my closet is full of dresses, I’m much more comfortable in tank tops, t-shirts and Toms. In case you were wondering, California beach bum is not usually the uniform of choice in Washington, DC where the power suit and conservative pumps are the norm (IMO, nothing fashionable should ever use the word pump, which mostly makes me think of gas and lewd actions). Continue reading »

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